Top Ten Craziest Things People Say About Tom Cruise On The Internet
A funny episode on The Letterman Show.
Ten: I sleep upside-down suspended in a special bat-like harness.
Nine: During the filming of Days of Thunder, on a dare, I ate a tire.
Eight: I still wear those underpants from Risky Business.
Seven: My real name is Tom Blagojevich.
Six: I once Heimliched a koala.
Five: Once a month, I take the Universal tour naked.
Four: I believe all emotional and psychological disorders can be cured with Vicks Vapo Rub.
Three: I’m a power-mad ego maniac who’s completely insulated from reality – oh wait, that’s Letterman.
Two: After jumping on her couch, Oprah hammer-locked me until I coughed blood.
One: I keep a cell phone in my pants so I can tell friends to call my ass.
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Applause! Applause! Tom Cruise for such a sport. True gentleman indeed…
By the way, my eternal crush is Brad Pitt so please don’t say I’m sugarcoating here.